Arts & Entertainment

Ten love songs that don't reflect your own mediocre relationships

ARE heartfelt, fervent love songs a bit too passionate for your string of underwhelming relationships? These are the huge hits you just can’t relate to.

How to be a twat taking a photo in public

WANT to inflict maximum inconvenience on anyone nearby when you’re taking a photo? Here’s how.

Londoner gleefully pointing out inaccuracies in film's depiction of London

A MAN who has lived in London for three years spent the duration of a film smugly pointing out its geographical inaccuracies.

Six poignant songs of lost love that deserve f**k all sympathy

MUSIC is full of heartfelt outpourings about lost love and heartache. But sometimes the lyrics make it crystal clear they had it coming and deserve to suffer.

Classic TV shows you probably shouldn't watch with a woke young person

DO your favourite old TV shows give you a twinge of unease about the stereotypes and sexual objectification? Definitely avoid watching these with an actual woke young person.

Six 80s pop acts who wish they'd planned better for their retirement

THE doyens of the Smash Hits era are now in their 60s, with many still forced to crank out the old hits on punishing 80s retro tours. Could these acts have prepared better for their twilight years?

Banksy rightly demolished

THE latest Banksy has been demolished, as all Banksys should be and will be from now on.

Six TV shows that would be 20 minutes long if you cut all the bullshit

IF not for all the pissing about, these shows could be quick, clean and dispatched in the space of one drink.

Cinemagoer wishes he lived in universe where multiverses don't exist

A FILM viewer weary of the latest movie gimmick wishes he lived in a universe where multiverses do not exist, he has revealed.

Eight great songs that were ruined by featuring in shit ads

A GUARANTEED way to ruin a classic song is using it to flog rubbish in an annoying advert. All these tunes will never be the same again.