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Morcheeba, and other bands who made a living writing music exclusively for stoners

WRITING tunes for people who are stoned off their tits has enabled many bands to forge a lucrative career. Like these.

Father systematically destroying every film for his kids

A DAD is determined to ruthlessly pick apart every single film that his kids adore, it has emerged.

Mr Frosty: The Motion Picture, and five other films based on crap British toys

WITH the Barbie movie out soon and a Tetris adaptation on the telly it’s time Britain dug some of its own old toys out of the loft. Here are six blockbusters we’ll be making.

Man cheerfully leaves comment under porn video as if that's a normal thing to do

A MAN has taken the time to leave a comment on a pornographic video, he has confirmed. 

10 musical artists who felt the need to include crap spoken-word bits

WHAT gives a song more texture and emotional depth? A deeply incongruous spoken-word section, obviously. That’s what these artists thought, anyway.

'Posh boys go on a bad all-inclusive': Lord of The Flies and five other books you half-remember from A-level

ALL those hours studying set texts certainly left you with an enduring love of literature, because there are six whole books you sort of remember going a bit like this...

10 fantasy characters you must never admit to wanking over

FOR some reason, society frowns upon finding Tolkien-style fantasy characters sexually attractive. Unless you want to be a social pariah, never confess your lust for these.

Five music scenes your mum and dad swear were cool at the time

THE thought of your parents indulging in sex, drugs and rock'n'roll is bad enough, but were these music scenes they were once into as good as they make out?

Heavy metal, reggae and other music you never hear belting out of cars anymore

IF someone’s getting on your tits playing stupidly loud music in their car, what are they belting out? Grime. Trap. R&B. So what happened to the traditional music you used to hear at traffic lights?

10 actors who had the nerve to be nothing like their characters

IT’S always a blow to discover a favourite character is played by an actor who’s a bit of a dipshit in real life. Like these illusion-shattering prima donnas.