Arts & Entertainment

ALPHA males love certain films featuring manly violence and dominant behaviour. But on closer inspection some of them may in fact be about puny beta males. Like these.

GOT a tune that’s okay but not amazing? Bolt on a famous person, sorry, ‘iconic reference’, and watch the money come rolling in, like these…

TODAY’S entertainment is laboriously woke, which confuses young people watching anything made before 2015. Here’s how to explain baffling old films and TV.

TV channels are paying their respects following the tragic loss of Matthew Perry with a once-in-a-lifetime repeat of Friends.

THERE are some films you cherished as a child which you cannot wait to share with your offspring. But definitely not these ones.

SOME bands never recover from a member leaving, whether it’s due to musical talent or charisma. Here are some who should have begged departing members to stay.

A MAN decided to hurl himself into the blades of a combine harvester to avoid the agony of explaining what kind of music he enjoys.

SOME films are lucky enough to have a hot cast as well as a gripping plot line, but these ones don’t. Enjoy the eye-candy, because there’s nothing else of value here.

HE played them all the time, you preferred to avoid an argument, so you pretended Kasabian were good. You also have to live with these lies.

TIME travel, supervillains, evil ghosts - it’s impossible to make those things boring, surely? Unfortunately if you’ve seen any of these films you’ll realise it’s not.