A MAN is disgusted that his former girlfriend has quickly shacked up with a man who is handsome, intelligent and kind.
Just 11 months after they split, Martin Bishop’s ex Charlotte Phelps has shamelessly moved on to Tom Logan, a man who is not only handsome but also a thoroughly decent bloke.
Bishop explained: “When Charlotte broke up with me, I figured it was just a case of ‘right person, wrong time’, but that doesn’t seem to be the case now she’s found ‘Tom’.
“Instead of pining for me, or going out with someone who’s basically the same as me, that hussy is swanning around with a Ryan Gosling lookalike who opens doors for her and is ‘nice’ to her parents. What a slut.
“I thought she had more depth to her, that she could see past looks and personality to the person beneath all that, but it seems she’s just the same as all those other fake Instagram girls.
“Good luck winning me back, Charlie, because now I’ve seen your true colours it’s over for good.”
Phelps said: “I had my doubts about Tom because he’s good-looking and might be a bit vain, but he’s really nice, witty and smart. It’s funny because he’s the complete opposite of Martin. You’ve got to laugh, really.
“It’s taking a bit of getting used to. It was my birthday last week and I was totally expecting Tom to get me an Aero.”