Arts & Entertainment

IF The Great British Sewing Bee can get a Christmas special, The Walking Dead deserves one. These should be watched annually by families.

THERE’S always one dickhead at a party who wants to demonstrate their years of dance lessons. Here are some other attention seekers who gravitate to the centre of a dance floor.

AUDIENCE members at a sell‑out Christmas pantomime have confirmed that they only enjoy theatre they know in advance will be shit.

AN alternative Christmas playlist filled with credible indie artists performing cool festive songs is being enjoyed by precisely nobody.

THE true crime genre has exploded recently, but in these shows dense criminals always make the same mistakes to help the police out. Here are the things they can’t stop doing.

TAKING your precious darlings to a form of entertainment more usually attended by the working classes? Here’s how to explain what the hell is going on.

BRYAN Adams has claimed Summer of ‘69 is about mutual oral sex, ruining it forever for everybody. These artists should know better than to make us picture their O-face.

WHEN your boyfriend suggests watching a film, he doesn’t want to engage with the story - he wants to show off his little facts to you. Here are some to get ahead of the game with.

ONCE bespectacled nerds, avid Doctor Who fans now see the show as an opportunity to take up arms for social justice. Here’s how to join them.

THE coolest kid in a school’s playground has already completed the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer after it leaked last night, he has boasted.