Arts & Entertainment

TEDIOUS prog rockers Pink Floyd have won their legal bid to make you listen to every last bit of their ghastly albums.

TOYS based on characters from US TV series Mad Men are having complex, stylish affairs with other action figures, it emerged last night.

KATHRYN Bigelow was last night honoured for completing a film without bumping it into any other films in the immediate vicinity.

CHINESE novelist Zhou Shaomou has sensationally claimed that James Cameron's Avatar has a plot.

THE closure of the BBC's 6 Music has enraged thousands of people who insist it is the sort of thing they would probably have liked if they had ever got round to listening to it.

THE musical Grease is absolutely disgusting, a new generation of parents has suddenly remembered.

AUTHOR JK Rowling last night reacted angrily to claims that she has been seen smiling.

CHANNEL Four finally agreed to stop the US comedy Friends last night after accepting that most people are now able to watch entire episodes inside their own heads.

AFTER failing to capture the West's attention by blowing things up, Iraq's insurgents have launched a boy band in a bid to boost their profile.

THE manager of a Swindon table dancing club last night offered members of the public the chance to express themselves on a plinth, especially if they have big tits.