Arts & Entertainment

TAKING your precious darlings to a form of entertainment more usually attended by the working classes? Here’s how to explain what the hell is going on.

BRYAN Adams has claimed Summer of ‘69 is about mutual oral sex, ruining it forever for everybody. These artists should know better than to make us picture their O-face.

WHEN your boyfriend suggests watching a film, he doesn’t want to engage with the story - he wants to show off his little facts to you. Here are some to get ahead of the game with.

ONCE bespectacled nerds, avid Doctor Who fans now see the show as an opportunity to take up arms for social justice. Here’s how to join them.

THE coolest kid in a school’s playground has already completed the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer after it leaked last night, he has boasted.

THE BBC cannot be allowed to raise the licence fee by £15 because, in Sunak’s Britain, such a sum could break any family. They must cancel this crap instead.

FEELING pressured to skim through subjective rankings of things you haven’t bothered to see or hear written by twats with nothing better to do?

A MAN has discovered his partner has terrible double standards about sex scenes that are not part of the popular TV show Bridgerton.

A DEVIOUS man has yet again told a friend he will watch a TV series they recommended despite having no intention of doing so.

IT’S the 40th anniversary of the Now That’s What I Call Music! compilations. Here are some tracks you’ll never forget, much as you’d like to, because fast-forwarding them was such a pain in the arse.