Arts & Entertainment

MUSIC historians have warned that conditions in the UK are ripe for the rise of a new Oasis.

THE next installation on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square is to be a series of horribly misogynistic tweets.

NIRVANA'S Nevermind album did not come out 25 years ago, everyone has agreed.

A 38-YEAR-OLD man believes that Groove Armada song about sand dunes and salty air is a classic piece of music.

MARY Berry has quit The Great British Bake-Off because of all the bullshit going down.

EASTENDERS is to surprise viewers with a storyline where Ian Beale watches old episodes of the show on UK Gold and questions the nature of reality.

PEOPLE relishing the ‘Brangelina’ divorce have confirmed that it is indeed a shame for the kids.

LABOUR'S Momentum Kids are to get a TV show about their anti-capitalist adventures.

A WOMAN firmly believes The Blair Witch Project is a factual account of real events, it has emerged.

THE BBC has unveiled plans for a programme where people make soup in a tent.