Arts & Entertainment

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who went to V Festival have been left shocked and horrified.

A MAN who wore jeans instead of sparkly leggings to a festival was asked to leave, it has emerged.

MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.

LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.

THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.

POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.

THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.

THE crowd at an under 18s 'dry bar' gig was much drunker than at an equivalent adult event, it has emerged.

HOSPITAL staff are demanding a much better television programme about their incredibly hard jobs than Casualty.

MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.