Arts & Entertainment

JEREMY Clarkson’s show has set a record for illegal downloads by teenagers doing it resentfully because their dad kept asking.

AN amazing non-conformist has shocked friends and colleagues by revealing his favourite Christmas song is the Pogues’ Fairytale of New York. 

STREAMING service Netflix has launched a new drama about some people who do a job.

ARTICLE 50 is set to be the name of some weird experimental band in the year 2076, long after anyone remembers what it meant.

A FRIEND wants to know if you really believe his mediocre covers band could ‘make it’.

MORE vinyl albums are being sold than food, because owning records is more important than eating.

THE rise of Honey G has proved yet again that X Factor is a great show with lots of fresh and innovative ideas, viewers have agreed.

THERESA May has thanked Kate Bush for her kind words but regrets she cannot return them because Bush’s music is ‘hippy crap’.

RAVERS at Fabric nightclub are to go mental within strict local authority guidelines.

A MAN is experiencing feelings of betrayal over Carrie Fisher’s affair with co-star Harrison Ford.