Christmas

A BRITISH grandmother remains convinced that £5 is still a reasonable Christmas gift for her adult grandchildren.

A DAD has decided to make comments about recent public health regulations during every Christmas movie.

PAINFUL Christmas conversations with your relatives are a fine Christmas tradition. Brace yourself for these topics that will inevitably come up.

BOXING Day meals don’t have to live up to any expectations because they’re made entirely from uneaten scraps. Here’s how to prepare one.

A CHILD has left out a plate of mince pies and a glass of sherry for the bringer of Christmas presents, Jeff Bezos.

IF you’re spending Christmas with your family you’ll likely go insane with irritation in minutes. Here’s how to endure a long day in their company.

NOSTALGIC for the Christmas of your childhood? Here’s how to recreate your limited entertainment options and other disappointments of the era.

A GROWN man watching The Snowman for the millionth time has got his fingers crossed for a happy ending.

ARE you thrilled that the pandemic has got you out of spending Christmas with your family but don't want to look like a heartless bastard? Here's how to pretend you're incredibly sad about it.

THE UK is divided 50-50 between people who would prefer to spend Christmas day alone or with trusted friends, and idiots who thrive on the stress the day brings.