Christmas
How to have a gammon Christmas
CHRISTMAS is a time for being bloody angry and having political correctness rammed down your throat. Here’s how to have a furious Little Englander Christmas.
How to deal with arsehole relatives this Christmas
IF you’re cursed with visiting relatives this Christmas it will inevitably harm your festive fun. Here’s how to minimise the grief at this most joyous time of year.
Full-time drinker's heart sinks at prospect of part-time drinkers
A HARDENED drinker’s slightly diseased heart has sunk at the prospect of his boozing sessions being interrupted by loud, tipsy Christmas parties.
'Turn that f**king Christmas song off' declares any rational human being
ANY sane human should immediately demand that Christmas songs be turned off, scientists have confirmed.
