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MY KIDS are entitled little shits who are only interested in taking selfies with cat ears superimposed on them.

WITH Christmas fast approaching, it can be hard to know which drugs to get your loved ones.

ARE you from the sturdy generation who walked 12 miles to school, or are you a snowflake who hides in your ‘safe space’ if you see Nigel Farage on TV? Find out with our test.

IT’S a question every Briton has asked themselves - am I superior to those bastards next door? Take our test and find out.

DON’T fancy making inane chat with morons in stupid hats? Spend December like the hermit you really are with these foolproof party excuses.

SECRET Santa always seems like such a great idea when you’re high on festive cheer and that line of coke you did to get you through a meeting about fiscal responsibility.

LET’S be very clear about this, Meghan. I am a princess. You are not.

HERE'S what to do in Birmingham when circumstances unfortunately force you to spend some time there.

DEAR Meghan, there’s a couple of things I should quickly mention before this goes any further.

MY NAME’S Nikki and I’m a flexitarian. ‘What’s that?’ I hear you cry, already overwhelmed by how fascinating I am.