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This was a doors-closed, men-only event where all the hostesses were well-renumerated for being treated as sexual objects, and it’s still not okay? That is mental.
IN this busy, non-stop world it can be hard to tell if you're wearing a stupid hat or not. Take this simple test to find out if you are wearing a stupid hat.
1. "In tough times, everyone has to take their share of the pain." Your first thought is that this could only have been said by a hideous creature whose sole reason for being is to terrorise and bring pain to others.
IT seemed like a good idea. The right thing to do. Giving something back. But there is nothing I regret more in this world than my decision to adopt a snow leopard.
You feel like shit. Is everyone a dickhead and everything against you? Or do you just need a bun? Take this simple test:
One of the most effective ways to break the cycle is to break your phone – and modern handsets are helpfully designed to make this super simple.
IF YOU spent last night drinking heavily then there's a good chance that you are still pissed. Take our simple test to find out.
HAVE I banned the Daily Mail from Virgin Rail to distract people from the fact that I’m earning shitloads from the NHS? Of course not, man.
WITH so many distractions around, it is surprisingly easy to forget whether you are the leader of the free world. Take our test to find out.
THEY may be nature’s most lethal killers but at least they aren’t Toby Young.