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LET'S be honest, it’s me or another box of Quality Street.
IN MANY ways, I am like Jesus. But he wasn’t real, so I am actually better than Jesus.
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I AM David Davis MP, world-class negotiator and hero of Brexit, and these are my infallible strategies for outwitting any opponent.