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WALES is to come face to face with fire on a stick.

WALES is to come face to face with fire on a stick.

WEST Ham supporters have admitted that the entire season has been a proper roast tomato.

CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.

MANCHESTER United can nearly claim to be the least incompetent team of the year.

MANCHESTER United have confirmed that their £1 ticket price increase was a calculated move based solely on their insatiable desire to annoy.

KENNY Dalglish has confirmed that Andy Carroll is still not a certainty to face a sea of confused-feeling Geordies this Sunday.

ARSENE Wenger has said he has always admired the voluptuous curves of the phrase '3rd place'.

SCOTTISH football's premier league is to award three points for a successful bombing campaign.

LIVERPOOL fans have appealed to have their own penalty goal overturned.