Politics

LABOUR spin doctors are puzzled as to how they can possibly use the pig sex thing to make David Cameron look bad.

“My name is not important. Let’s just say that I want to help you. Do you have dreams David?”

RESPONDING to allegations about oral sex with a dead pig would be 'undignified', according to a man who once had oral sex with a dead pig.

THE nation is not remotely surprised to hear that its leader shoved his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

SCOTLAND is today celebrating one year since absolutely nothing happened and everything stayed exactly the same.

THE affair between Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott was the most 70s thing that happened in the 70s, it has been claimed.

JEREMY Corbyn's two-minute silent walk, as shown on Sky News, is to be expanded into an 18-hour black-and-white experimental film.

A MAN who defied expectations to get elected definitely could not win an election, it has been confirmed.

THE #Tories4Corbyn campaign has greeted its candidate’s victory by vowing to back him all the way to the general election.

NEW Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has given his acceptance speech dressed in a black leather uniform while flanked by armed henchmen.