Politics

NEW Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has vowed to lead the party’s eight MPs out of the meeting room they are currently confined in.

MIDDLE-AGED men have expressed approval for Jeremy Corbyn’s practical, biscuit-coloured attire.

LABOUR members are divided on how best to lock the party out of power for a generation, it has emerged.

THE government has announced that child poverty is now known as infant cash flow problems.

IAIN Duncan Smith has been reprimanded for firing a machine gun into the air following yesterday's budget speech. 

THE  Labour leadership favourite was created using Photoshop and a computer programmed regional accent, it has emerged.

THE boy who will be Britain’s next Labour Prime Minister in 2056 turned 10 years old yesterday.

DAVID Cameron has decisively moved a Post-it note reading “Action on Syria?!?” to eye-level on his fridge door.

CHILD poverty was created by Lionel Bart for the 1968 musical Oliver!, the work and pensions secretary has claimed.

GEORGE Osborne has told anti-austerity protestors to knock themselves out when it comes to marching.