Politics

GEORGE Osborne has threatened to ‘disappear’ everyone on a building site after they criticised his bricklaying technique.

FRIENDS of Jeremy Corbyn wish he would just tell them they were right to leave their wives for girls half their age.

ALL tensions between Jeremy Corbyn and the Queen have been resolved with the discovery they are both massive fans of The Jam.

JEREMY Corbyn has disrespected the late rapper Tupac Shakur, it has emerged.

GEORGE Osborne has been hailed as the greatest smirker in history.

A CONSERVATIVE MP has been praised for saying the word ‘tampon’ without turning red and falling over.

THE government has urged the House of Lords to act less democratically, or possibly more so.

THE chancellor is confident that poor families will not realise that cuts to tax credits have drastically reduced their income.

JEREMY Corbyn faced fresh humiliation yesterday after 35 MPs had a different lunch to him.

THE campaign to keep Britain in the EU is just a photo of Nigel Farage drinking some beer.