Politics

PHILIP Hammond has told public sector workers that they should pay back what he has given them.

THE cool-sounding name of the Brexit department DExEU was lifted by senior Conservatives from an up-and-coming grime MC, it has emerged.

THERESA May has admitted that the ‘devastating’ election result made her shed a tear which burned through a desk, three floors and a young intern.

THE official who compared the government's Brexit plan to a chocolate orange has clarified he actually meant the senseless brutality of the film A Clockwork Orange.

BREXIT supporters have compared the 'Great Repeal Bill' to the Magna Carta and other momentous historical events they do not understand.

THERESA May's attempted relaunch is the worst since the Opal Fruits-Starburst catastrophe of 1998, it has been confirmed.

JEREMY Corbyn has been given all the government’s Brexit paperwork and is now responsible for the whole thing.

TORY MPs have pleaded for understanding as they struggle to overcome their debilitating problem of being unintentionally racist.

LIB Dem leader-in-waiting Sir Vince Cable has unveiled his ‘List of Things That May Never Happen’.

JEREMY Corbyn has responded to Theresa May’s appeal for his help by reminding her that he is the leader of the Labour Party.