Politics

BORIS Johnson has been advised to rein in his urge to impregnate women until the general election is over.

ARE you the leader of a political party trying to beat the most awful government in recent memory? Here Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn gives his advice on stuffing it up.

A 52-YEAR-OLD man his peeking out the window every 1o minutes to see if the riots have begun on his road.

JEREMY Corbyn has been told never to use the phrase ‘jog on’ again.

A BREXITER who hoped this morning would be his first in a free Britain has instead woken up to another day as a serf in a vassal state.

BORIS Johnson deserves the worst Christmas presents ever this year. Here are some suggestions. 

NOBODY has a bloody clue what is going to happen in December’s election, and it’s pointless pretending otherwise. Here’s how you can.

BORIS Johnson is to centre his election campaign around his do-or-die promise that Britain will leave the EU on October 31st this year.

AN ECSTATIC Britain has thanked MPs for calling an early general election because it just cannot get enough of politicians on the news.

BORIS Johnson became prime minister on the back of a firm commitment to leave the EU on October 31st, which we won’t be. But it’s not his fault.