KEIR Starmer has made the baffling choice to purge leftwing Labour candidates this week over something as trivial as liking a tweet. But who should be next to go?
Donna Sheridan, marketing manager: ‘Mike Amesbury, MP for Weaver Vale since 2017. I don’t know anything about him, I just don’t like his hair. Yep, that bastard’s had it too good for too long.’
Nikki Hollis, dental nurse: ‘Definitely Mark Logan, Natalie Elphicke, or any of those hilariously self-serving Tory traitors. I think the ‘optics’, to use the correct political jargon, would be too f**king hilarious.’
Bill McKay, Daily Mail reader: ‘DIANE ABBOTT, DIANE ABBOTT, DIANE ABBOTT, DIANE ABBOTT, DIANE ABBOTT, DIANE ABBOTT.’
Mary Fisher, dairy farmer: ‘I know I’ve missed the boat on this one, but can we do Corbyn again for old times’ sake? Otherwise it would feel like he got away with all that made-up antisemitism.’
Tom Logan, tree surgeon: ‘Feryal Clark. I’ve got nothing against her personally, but my bins weren’t collected last week and somebody has to pay. Frankly I feel I’m being pretty reasonable not asking for blood.’
