Society

WANT to live a selfish twat’s life and looking for some homespun wisdom to support it? These little sayings should help.

BROADCASTING your life via Instagram automatically makes you a f**kwit. But which kind are you? Find out.

YOU used to dread becoming your parents, but why? Their lifestyle has perks you'll never achieve.

IT’S accepted that language changes and evolves. But that doesn’t mean we should start taking this vocabularic wankery seriously:

METROPOLITAN police officers have once again struggled to tell the difference between banter and hideous hate speech. Here’s how to tell.

SUDDENLY finding yourself in proximity to a northerner can be an agitating experience. But run or engage in combat?

PEOPLE who like calling others 'sheeple' don’t get their information from the mainstream media. They use these highly reliable sources instead.

THE latest guidance from this government making it no longer compulsory to wear masks is a sickening fascist move that should go much further.

UNSURE if it matters that Johnson’s July 2020 birthday party broke the rules? Compare it to the shitty celebration you had that year.

DO your parents’ long-running obsessions make you so frustrated you go down the end of their garden for an angry fag? They never shut up about this bullshit.