Society

HEDGEHOGS are the fashion industry's latest animal muse.

BRITAIN'S capitalist overlords are secretly orchestrating the trend for nutritious low-cost recipes.

THE Daily Mail has sacked long-time editor Paul Dacre and replaced him with the philosopher Alain de Botton.

THE general woefulness of bus travel has remained unchanged by the recent extreme weather.

A MEN’S magazine editor is disgusted with himself for doing anything his advertisers ask him to.

14-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is struggling to articulate his penis-based feelings in a Valentine's card.

BRITONS are rushing to take part in a new craze that involves consuming alcohol and becoming drunk.

BRITAIN'S millions of gifted children are inexplicably growing up to become unremarkable adults.

NEW guidelines will give social workers the power to take children into care if their parents do not have tattoos of their names.

BRITONS would prefer it if television weather presenters gave them false hope.