Society

SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.

NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.

THE arrival of an Ocado delivery van outside a suburban home has aroused strong interest among neighbours.

DISCARDED laughing gas cylinders will be all that remains of our culture in a million years, according to experts.

NEW Irish employee Kyla Burns has surprised her colleagues by revealing there are no hidden letters in her name.

HEAT-crazed Londoners have taken to the streets demanding to be attacked by a water cannon.

BRITONS' manic obsession with having more material goods than their peers is actually just 'lifestyle', according to experts.

A MUG is not an appropriate vessel for cold drinks like squash or water, it has been confirmed.

VETS are charging up to £70 to stick a needle in a cat, it has emerged.

YOUR garden table and chairs have asked if they can come inside with the other furniture for a bit.