Society

A WEIRDO who does not dread going back to work has revealed that Sunday is his favourite day of the week.

SEVENTIES names like Alan and Jackie are going to be the new names for the children of cool urban professionals, they have confirmed.

SCHOOL closures due to the coronavirus could lead to extremely condescending lessons at home, the children of middle-class liberals fear.

A MAN is such a continental sophisticate that he can catcall passing women in fluent French, his impressed mates have confirmed.

I AM king of the bog roll. I sit on a throne built from 24-packs of only the softest, most absorbant loo paper. None may challenge my reign.

WHAT Britons really want to know is: will the coronavirus affect the value of my house? Here Daily Mail property editor Nikki Hollis answers your questions.

THE rugged inhabitants of the North have welcomed the start of summer with open arms.

A NEW scratchcard has dropped images of yachts and palm trees in favour of what winners will actually spend their money on.

A THIRD-YEAR student has pulled an all-night session to finally work out what he thought an English Literature degree would be good for.

HELLO, Britain. Boris here. You’ve probably heard that I’m about to become a father. Well, being a good dad is a lot like running the country. Here’s how I do it.