ATTRACTIVE city dwellers are heading to the country for the weekend to show rural Tinder users what they are missing.
Backwater bumpkins are being treated to the seductive sight of dating profiles that belong to sexy singletons who hail from glittering metropolises like Cardiff and Leeds as they pass through on a train.
Cabbage farming hick Tom Booker said: “These beauties are stunning yet ephemeral, like shooting stars. It would be foolish to think they would look twice at a primitive rube such as myself, but a man can dream.
“Browsing their profiles was like looking at some advanced alien civilisation. They don’t look even slightly related to me and there’s not a single toothless smile among them. I can scarcely believe they’re real.”
Milkmaid Lauren Hewitt said: “I don’t know anything about these cinema dates of which they seem so fond, but they sure do sound exciting. Maybe if I hike up my dirndl I’ll get asked out on one.
“I’m yet to match with anybody though. It’s as if they’re not attracted to my stiff black and white daguerreotypes or the dowry of four cows and two goats I offer in my bio.”
Wayne Hayes from London said: “This is like safari for us. Check out the webbed feet on her.”
