Relationships

A COUPLE having a blazing row should be given the privacy of only being observed discreetly, however entertaining it is. Don’t be tempted to do the following.

I AM in the prime of life. It behooves women to understand, therefore, that I cannot date them if they are fewer than 13 years my junior. Let me explain.

A COUPLE attempting to spice up their marriage by role-playing as strangers have connected by discussing how awful their partners are.

YOU’VE been rattling on about shite and your partner has zoned out completely. Here are five signs that mean you should shut up next time it starts happening.

YOU know it. Everyone knows it. You’re involved with someone who’s way more attractive than you and it can’t last. But take heart - here’s how to postpone the inevitable.

IS your sex life a barren wasteland of involuntary celibacy? Here’s how to unconvincingly claim you’re absolutely fine with that.

IS your romantic relationship the envy of your friends, or is it held back by not being able to stand each other?

AN office worker is lording it over his colleagues by alluding that he still occasionally has carnal knowledge of his wife.

WANT to approach women but don't know how? Awkward loser Martin Bishop explains how to ineptly seduce the fairer sex.

THE hot new dating trend is to endlessly f**k around on apps and never actually go on any dates with anybody, it has emerged.