Relationships

A MAN who has been with the same woman for two decades is unable to think of new content to write in her birthday card, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who is 5ft 1in is insensitively going out with a man who is an enviable 6ft 3ins.

IT’S hard enough to enjoy a passable bit of intercourse in a comfy bed. So why people insist on doing it in these utterly impractical places defies explanation.

A MAN has made a heartfelt apology to his partner for callously doing something he has no memory or understanding of. 

A WOMAN’S considerate friend has made her day by giving her a handy summary of all the awful things people secretly say about her.

LEAVING a woman unsatisfied in the bedroom is a skill that comes naturally to some men. But if you’re still struggling to unfulfil her desires, use these tried-and-tested techniques.

PARENTS have announced that they do not bother to take photos of their second children because they are not as special.

COUPLES in the honeymoon period are sickeningly happy. But what’s more disgusting is how they physically express their feelings.

NEGOTIATING a relationship with a teenager is a living nightmare. Here are five everyday scenarios they will find unbelievably offensive.

A WOMAN who asked her partner what the best thing about her appearance was is fuming that he chose her smile and not her shapely backside.