Relationships

YOU’RE no prude and not even that old, but sex stuff nowadays can seem weird to anyone in their 40s. Here’s what you missed out on - and what the young 'uns are welcome to.

ALL of the social, economic, physical or psychological challenges you are facing are entirely the fault of your parents, new research has confirmed.

A WOMAN’S boyfriend has interrupted her complaint that nobody ever listens to her by explaining he is a great listener.

A MARRIED couple have made excuses to get out of date night after 20 minutes because there was no chemistry whatsoever.

A GROUP of men are regaling their mate’s new girlfriend with a detailed explanation of his most humiliating moments.

HUMPING away merrily then realise your child has wandered into the bedroom? Try and bail yourselves out with one of these implausible lies.

A STRAIGHT man is confident that, if he were to have been gay, he would absolutely clean up.

A GROWN man has been left shaken after learning his mother is a complete person with a life that extends beyond him.

A MAN who has never been able to befriend a woman assumes it is a universal rule applicable to the rest of humanity, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who had never seen her boyfriend without a beard is regretting finding out he looked better with most of his face covered up.