Lifestyle

DOES a friend have a house full of pukey little signs saying things like ‘Family is where the heart is’? Here’s what they'd say if they were honest.

TESLA drivers are considered to be wankers even by BMW drivers, they have confirmed.

THE cost-of-living crisis isn’t all bad news, except for the Tories. It’s a cast-iron excuse to get out of these obligations.

DO you think your body is of averagely human appearance? You’re wrong. These are the bullshit body shapes you need to choose between.

HAVING guests over seems like a nice idea but the reality is that people are largely rude, annoying bastards. Here are the worst.

GRANDPARENTS have explained to their children that they cannot sell up and give them all their money because they own so much crap.

LAD culture was all the rage in the 90s, but it was harder being a lad than you might expect. Take our quiz and see if you didn’t quite live up to the Loaded ideal.

WANT to make the queue you’re standing in move faster? Here are five tactics that won’t make a blind bit of difference but will make sure everyone else knows you’re a dickhead.

NOT content with reclining in the passenger seat while someone else does all the work? Here’s how to be so irritating they drive into a tree.

WAVERING about your commitment to having a hand shandy? Find out if the conditions are opportune with this guide.