Health

A MAN who claims he is seriously considering a 26 mile run can barely get off his arse to walk to the shops.

ARE you drinking enough water? Of course not. Doctors or fitness experts or whatever recommend you drink at least 18 litres of water a day. But why not take our test to confirm it?

THE world's ex-smokers have all quietly taken up the habit again because why not, researchers has found.

A MAN who diagnosed himself as having 'World Cup fever' has actually got malaria, his doctors have confirmed.

A WOMAN quietly doing her pelvic floor exercises in a business meeting is pretty sure nobody has noticed.

SUMMER’S here and what better way to make the most of the glorious outdoors than by  sneezing uncontrollably while you eat overpriced brie out of a bag?

THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain's tosspots have confirmed.

WORKERS at a McDonald's have been plunged into chaos after somebody ordered a Filet-O-Fish.

THE millennial generation will never know the simple, honest joy of purchasing a ten-pack of cigarettes, a study has found.

A MAN who thought exercise was meant to give you stamina and energy has complained that it just made him knackered.