Test-and-trace overwhelmed by six cases

Are you middle-aged enough to get a shout out on Radio 2?

YOU’RE well past 40, living a cosy domestic life and exclusively listening to music that doesn’t challenge you. But can you get a shout out on Radio 2?

What are you doing at the moment? 

A) Painting the skirting boards with him indoors
B) Dusting the guest bedroom with the fam
C) Hoovering the loft with my labradoodle Bobby

How do you refer to your partner? 

A) My wonderful hubby
B) My better half
C) The light of my life

How do you refer to your children? 

A) Jasper, who’s six, and four-year-old Martha are a pair of little scamps but I wouldn’t be without them for the world
B) Ten-year-old Tom and Agatha who’s three years younger certainly keep me busy!
C) I’m a full-time cleaner, cook and entertainments manager for two boys, Josh who’s five and Jordan who’s seven

What are you looking forward to later on? 

A) A glass of red in front of Springwatch
B) A gin and tonic while watching The Great British Bake-Off
C) A white wine spritzer on the settee while we catch up on Line of Duty

What song have you requested? 

A) Don’t Stop Movin’ by S-Club 7 because it reminds me of my younger days
B) Babe by Take That because it takes me back when I saw them with the girls in Manchester
C) When You Say Nothing At All by Ronan Keating because it’s our special song from when we were courting

ANSWERS

Mostly As: Congratulations! Your shout-out has been read out on air by Zoe Ball.

Mostly Bs: Congratulations! Your shout-out has been read out on air by Sara Cox.

Mostly Cs: Congratulations! Your shout-out has been read out on air by Jo Whiley.