Environment

Just what the hell do you people want? asks sun

THE sun has expressed bafflement at Britain's reaction to it shining for a few days.

Bats would rather do it with other species

THE UK’s bats are not having sex because they find each other weird-looking.

Seagulls running everything

SEAGULLS have been humankind's masters for the past three decades, it has emerged.

Sheep-eating plant invites humans to take just one step closer

A MASSIVE carnivorous plant has invited humans to come a tiny bit closer so they can get a proper look at its lovely blossom.

Horses weird

HORSES are strange, it has been claimed.

Cats head straight to cat pub

GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.

UK shale gas could last as long as a spaniel

THE UK's shale gas reserves could last as long as the average lifespan of a springer spaniel.

Moths struggling with light addiction

LIGHT addiction is leaving thousands of moths unable live normal lives.

Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told

A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.