THE arrival of spring means people across the UK will be wearing the wrong thing every day for the next two months.
Due to the weather constantly dicking about, it will be impossible for anyone to judge whether they should leave the house wearing a swimming costume or a full ski suit.
Carolyn Ryan said: “There was blazing sunshine at 8am, and the weather forecast said it was going to be warm all day, so I wore a sundress and sandals. However, by lunchtime I was worried I’d get frostbite if I nipped out for a sandwich.
“I was trying to avoid what happened yesterday, when it was grey and rainy in the morning. I judged it best to wear my padded coat and winter boots, which meant that I almost passed out in the burning sunshine as I walked to Tesco.
“People say the best thing to do is wear layers, but layers of what? A sarong with a fur coat on top? A full set of thermals and a sun hat? A magic cape? This season is a total ballache.”
A Met Office spokesman said: “It’s impossible even for us to judge what the f**k is going to happen in spring so don’t bother looking at the forecast. Just carry a survival kit of an umbrella and factor 50 suncream at all times.”
