THE visit to Pizza Express in Woking which proves Prince Andrew’s innocence has oddly not been mentioned in the newly-released Jeffrey Epstein files.
The absence of the trip on the 10th of March 2001, which definitely happened because Prince Andrew said so in an interview, has baffled the courts and public alike because it is the sort of crucial detail that would surely have been recorded.
New York district judge Loretta Preska said: “This throws the credibility of the whole case into doubt. Maybe Jeffrey Epstein was innocent all along and didn’t do anything dodgy with minors on his private island?
“How come the Pizza Express meal isn’t logged yet details about Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are meticulously written down? One could almost assume it was a pathetic fabrication designed to mask wrongdoing. That would be a bad faith reading though.
“We should all just continue to believe Prince Andrew’s watertight alibi as before. This curious omission doesn’t convict him of anything. If he can name two of his pizza toppings that makes him entirely innocent in the eyes of the law.”
Emma Bradford from Stevenage said: “The files don’t say the trip to Pizza Express didn’t happen, which is good enough for me. I’m no legal expert, but I’d say that means the case is closed.
“As for the millions the Queen paid towards Ms Giuffre’s settlement, I reckon Her Majesty was just feeling generous that day. She probably wanted her to have a pizza too.”
