Business

AN unsuccessful pub is sure that its fourth landlord in eight years will finally make everyone like it again.

A WOMAN has sworn she will never again travel with Ryanair, having sworn the same thing on 12 previous occasions.

A SALES assistant who does not judge her customers has been given a final warning by a pretentious clothes shop.

A PSYCHOPATHIC monster has sent an email to a co-worker without expressing hope for their well-being.

ELECTRICIANS, plumbers and car mechanics have confirmed that if customers are ‘bloody difficult’ they pay at least twice as much.

A ‘LUCKY’ surfer has been rescued after surviving almost a full week in a soul-destroying position in an insurance office.

BRITONS face a race against time to spend their old £5 notes while they are still legal tender.

AN OFFICE worker has gone ahead and fired off an email in total disregard of his computer’s warning that it had no subject.

LEAVE voters have furiously turned on Blue Riband chocolate wafer biscuits to avoid losing face over Brexit.