Arts & Entertainment

Love Island, and other shows that should have been put down sooner

LOVE Island ratings are falling because ‘hot morons in a villa’ may have run its tawdry course. These shows staggered on long after their natural deaths.

Couple finishes TV series neither of them quite understood

A COUPLE have finally reached the end of a highly-acclaimed TV drama they lost the thread of several series ago.

Friend firmly believes she can sing

A WOMAN completely lacking in self-awareness considers herself to be extremely vocally talented, it has emerged.

Seven musical acts which are nice and safe for gammons

TODAY’S so-called ‘pop stars’ care more about the rainforest and prancing around like nancy boys than proper tunes. Luckily for gammons, there are still some you can listen to without getting even angrier.

Dickhead nation that gave all its DVDs to the charity shop now at the mercy of streaming

BRITONS are having deep regrets about clearing out their DVD collections assuming they would be too busy with new stuff and it would all be on Netflix anyway.

Women over 40 having sex, and other things TV is so, so proud of itself for

TV is unquestionably more representative these days. But sometimes it’s hard to appreciate it over the sound of the creators wanking themselves off over how great they are. As with these examples.

Seven ways to make films woke that even the woke hate

DO you support diversity and progressive values? Do you nonetheless hate suffering 120 minutes of clumsy woke propaganda because Hollywood won’t give it a rest?

This Morning to be taken off air after discovery presenter has had sex

ITV has admitted This Morning cannot carry on after the revelation that one of its presenting team has had sex.

Five local funfair experiences that are pretty f**king far from fun

THE arrival of summer means it's time for the annual visit of a travelling funfair. Here are some ways in which it will be dreadful.

Camping chairs, hummus, Prosecco: The middle-aged concert-goer's packing checklist

YOU used to go to raves with just a can of Red Stripe and a pocketful of drugs. Now you're middle-aged, you go to open air concerts with half the contents of your house and kitchen. Here's your packing checklist.