Arts & Entertainment

A RADIOHEAD fan will never fully recover from reading a four-star review of their last album, it has emerged.

WILDLIFE species have criticised David Attenborough as a maker of mind-numbing reality television obsessed with chimp family disputes.

PODCASTS are not listened to outside London because people there have friends, research has discovered.

MILLIONS have been exposed to potentially deadly levels of Kasabian following Leicester City’s title win.

THOM Yorke has confirmed his new album will be the perfect Ibiza soundtrack.

A WOMAN has been banned from her local arthouse cinema for eating a big bag of Revels.

A NEW album by Beyonce is extremely empowering for women, according to boyfriends and husbands who would rather have the telly on.

STRAIGHT men were in awe of both Prince’s music and his epic success with women, it has been confirmed.

GAME of Thrones viewers have been ordered to spend the weekend with maps and genealogies to prepare for Monday’s new series.

ACTRESS Saoirse Ronan is to star as a superhero she has admitted she has never heard of and could not care less about.