DISNEY has unveiled plans to stop children watching Frozen 24 hours a day by making Frozen 2.
The sequel is set for release in 18 months giving everyone just enough time to watch Frozen another 8,765 times.
A Disney spokesman said: “Frozen 2: Anna and Elsa Keep On Letting It Go will not be better than Frozen. It will probably be worse.
“But you won’t know every inflection in every line of dialogue, so it will feel like you have escaped from Alcatraz. You’re welcome.”
Disney also confirmed that on the film’s release, all Frozen merchandise will be declared invalid. Carts will be sent around the streets to collect and burn it.
Mother of three, Eleanor Shaw, said: “If there’s anything we can do to move this along that would be spiffing.
“In 18 months I’ll be singing Let It Go while running through the John Lewis furniture department completely naked before building a ‘castle’ out of dining chairs.”