Alcohol

THE UK population is now either incapable of taking their drink or permanently wankered, research has confirmed.

THE ‘Spoons is closed so there’s no longer anywhere to while away the day. Follow regular Norman Steele’s tips and turn your own home into a daytime chain pub.

AN incredibly brave woman has risked catching coronavirus at the supermarket because she needed some wine.    

BRITAIN’S population is staggering into the fourth week of its self-destructive lockdown drinking spree.

EVERYONE's struggling right now, and everyone’s got tips to help. But have you tried downing a bottle of brandy while drawing tattoos on your own arms?

THE UK has confirmed that if events cause it to need to drink before noon, it is ready to shoulder that burden.

THE UK is making sure it distinguishes the weekend from the rest of the week by getting really, really shitfaced. 

A MAN who drank with mates in a 'virtual pub' has woken up with a very real hangover.

THESE are stressful times and you’ve probably stocked up on booze. But how do you hold out until noon, when it is fine to start getting leathered? Read our guide.

A TOTAL pisshead is delighted that a 'taproom' has opened locally because it makes getting hammered sound like a legitimate educational activity.