A MAN described as a ‘lightweight’ by his friends is the only one in the group who does not have a f**ked up relationship with alcohol.
Oliver O’Connor is frequently mocked by his mates for the fact that when they go out drinking he doesn’t end up vomiting in a hedge, blacking out or having a fight in a kebab shop.
Jack Browne said: “Olly just can’t handle his booze. When we went to our local club on Saturday, we were all downing flaming sambucas while he was still nursing his second pint of Grolsch.
“That lightweight never gets up to the drunken fun the rest of us do, like losing our phones, passing out in club toilets or snogging some random on the dance floor and f**king up our relationships. What a loser.”
O’Connor said: “I had three pints tonight. Tomorrow morning I’ll wake up feeling fine, and my girlfriend won’t have to wearily strip the bed because I’ve pissed in it again but am so hungover I’m incapable of doing it myself.
“I then don’t spend the beginning of the week in a state of miserable anxiety before deciding the only way to feel better is to start drinking again. And they think I’ve got a problem?”