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Camper vans are just machines without souls, owners reminded

Cryogenically-frozen corpses being marketed as ready meals for single men

Hurley turning Warne into slightly more effeminate version of Jason Donovan

Miliband nose op leaves him sounding like Joe Pasquale

Happiness survey used to locate and destroy cheerful people

Cameron stands by Osborne, but also open to other suggestions

Americans betting your house in late night poker game

Wendi Deng to knock shit out of anyone who makes 'Kill Bill' joke

Lottery winners spunk the lot on scratchcards

If Kinnock gets his way would the last person to leave Britain please kick him in the nuts?