Animals

ENCOUNTERED a cat on the street but do not know how to react? Keep calm and follow these step-by-step actions laid down by overexcited girlfriends.

SEE this caterpillar? The iconic larval stage insect is unrecognisable after emerging from a chrysalis.

TELLING potential dates you've got a dog will make them think you’re incredibly caring and hot, right? No. They’ll think these things instead.

YOUR cat would make rude comments about your weight if it were capable of human speech, it has been confirmed.

PEOPLE get obsessed with their pets, to the point that they require everyone they know to believe the bullshit they’ve made up about them. Like this.

A DOG has expressed dismay at being made to wear human clothes on the grounds of it being ‘cute’. 

A DOG who just heard its owner say the word ‘walk’ appears to have snorted a mountain of high-quality cocaine.

BORIS Johnson is in the shit over the Kabul dog airlift, but the whole thing is symptomatic of Britain’s confused view of animals. Here are some of the strange things we do.

YOUR mum loves dogs so much she can never remember what they are called. Which breeds is she describing here?

EVERYONE thinks their beloved pet dog is special. Although the lazy little bastard hasn’t achieved even half as much as some of these famous dogs.