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ENGLAND have basically won the World Cup.
ENGLAND'S raggle-taggle crew of enthusiastic amateur footballers believe they can hold the legendary Montenegro to a draw.
SMOKING kids believe they have finally found a role model in Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere.
A SEVERED head has been kicked around the Queen's lawn to celebrate 150 years of football.
ENGLAND fans are celebrating a new hero who they can place all their hopes in before being painfully disappointed.
MANCHESTER City goalkeeper Joe Hart is reconsidering his pre-game routine of greasing himself all over.
FANS of Manchester United are delighted to be launching their first campaign to sack a manager in almost a quarter of a century.
A MASSIVE boat has beaten a bunch of other boats to win the America's Cup.
PAOLO Di Canio has declared himself Sunderland manager-for-life following a brutal coup.
WAYNE Rooney has questioned the nature of existence following a Champions League game.