Society

THE Daily Mail today pledged it would die before surrendering the right to publish photos of Seraphina Affleck.

APPRECIATORS of super strength lager's complex flavours feel they are being victimised by the government.

BRITAIN is today enjoying a world class exchange of self-righteous bullshit.

ELDERLY women across Britain are preparing to assert 'alpha nan' status over the family's other grandmother.

THERE is a growing possibility that UKIP members may write to the newspapers about all this.

SMOKING rots the brain until you start thinking like a non-smoker, it has been confirmed.

A MINIMUM alcohol price would make Britons cut back on less essential items like food, it has been claimed.

POPE Benedict XVI has debunked the myth that baby Jesus's first meal was turkey with all the trimmings.