Society
A MAN’S elaborate sexual fantasy has become too elaborate to be manageable, he has admitted.
DO you mean what you say on Twitter or are you just writing attention-seeking bollocks in a pathetic attempt to get people to notice you? Here’s how to tell.
THE parenting website Mumsnet has revealed that it is actually a front for the shadowy cabal that controls the world.
ARE you that person who takes pride in saying things that make people uncomfortable or upset? Here are some excellent inappropriate ice-breakers.
WHY stop at politicians and Brexit? Betrayal is everywhere, everyone is a backstabber, and your only hope is to be hysterical about it. Here’s how to be double-crossed by everything.
THE youngest sibling in a family has an 85 per cent chance of being the most annoying dick in that family, studies have shown.
A WOMAN who really needed a coffee faced public humiliation after trying to order at a Waitrose cafe without a reusable cup.
IF you win the Lottery it’s traditional to make a series of terrible life decisions and somehow end up skint. Follow our guide to squandering your fantastic opportunity.
A MAN who has never given money to charity has decided there are worthier causes than Notre Dame Cathedral.
A MAN with a very high IQ score has not used his intelligence to realise that everyone would like him to shut the fuck up about it.