Society

INCREASINGLY bolder urban foxes are so unafraid of humans they are now openly taking on public roles, it has been revealed.

EVER hated holding a colleague’s new baby? Well, that’s over, and if social distancing is here to stay so are these.

A ROTTWEILER has confirmed that he is going to go out there and sniff so much bottom once this whole crisis is over.

A RELAXATION of social distancing will give everyone a social bubble of a maximum ten people they are allowed to see. Which will you regret?

HALF the world is on lockdown, but only in these sceptre’d isles does it manifest like this. Which symptoms are you suffering from?

A GROUP of mums are supporting each other through lockdown by pooling their knowledge about getting high.

THE reopening of Britain’s rubbish tips has seen thousands of people head down there to dispose of a fridge and get wrecked.

A MAN with a fast, noisy car is treating the quiet roads of lockdown like his own personal racetrack.  

CHILDREN are learning at least half a dozen offensive words per day during the lockdown.

A MAN making a fuss about wanting the lockdown to end has spent the last six weeks having barbecues with his friends and popping to the shops twice a day.