Society

WITH today’s  namby-pamby ‘child protection’ laws, kids are missing out on a character-building 1980s education. Here’s what they should be subjected to.

THE city of London is a horrendously overcrowded ghost town, residents have confirmed.

SICK of school already? Fancy a skive? The coronavirus guidelines are your best friend. Here’s how to turn a pandemic to your advantage.

IT’S all we’ve heard since March. Homeschool, how hard homeschool is, balancing work and homeschool, etcetera. So how surprised I was to find your kids have learned absolutely f**k all.

THE nation’s mothers have told their children that mummy might need a little bit of help with walking straight when she comes to get them from school.

CYCLISTS riding in the bike lane are acting as if it is a special space they are entitled to, it has emerged.

The UK has collectively realised that it is August bank holiday and that miserable three months just past was its f**king summer.

THE Brummie accent is no longer a viable means of preventing pregnancy following the success of the BBC show Peaky Blinders.

BRITONS are kept angry and fearful like the government wants them by endless controversy. Let’s obsess about these next.

HOMELESS people on the South Coast are to be given large fines for vagrancy because whether it is £20 or £20 million makes bugger all difference.