Society

AN A-level student who chose not to take any course except General Studies is confident he has a bright future.

GOT bad A-level grades because the Tories need to teach Zoomers like you a harsh lesson? You’re going through clearing. But first heed the words of these alumni.

A STUDENT who bothered to revise for his mock exams is feeling unbearably pleased with himself as he waits to find out his A-level results.

AS A-level results come out, you may be tempted to reminisce about your own teenage years. Here’s how to pretend you weren’t a terminally awkward nerd.

TODAY’S A-level results have been calculated using factors such as whether students’ parents own a big house, shop at Waitrose and have lots of books.

BRITAIN’S biggest problem is not coronavirus or Brexit but the bastards who educate small children, the government has confirmed.

AN A-LEVEL student has admitted he is on tenterhooks to find out what his teachers took a wild guess at his results being.

A WASP has entered a living room in the confident expectation that everyone there will be really pleased to see it.

A MAN is disappointed by the post-lockdown pub experience as it appears to involve nothing more than having a quiet drink with friends at a table.

THE inhabitants of a village in the Welsh valleys have admitted they do not know how to say its name any better than you do.