These thugs we totally agree with are dreadful, say twats

MEMBERS of the public and media have criticised aggressive right-wing protesters they have been encouraging for several years.

Various hypocrites said it was wrong for MP Anna Soubry to be subjected to abuse that was pretty much identical to the drivel they constantly spout.

Electrical contractor Roy Hobbs said: “It’s wrong to say things like ‘Nazi’ or ‘slag’. They should stick to reasonable, non-gendered abuse like ‘filthy traitor scum’.

“In the pub and online I do frequently express the opinion that Remainers should be slowly disembowelled, but it’s hardly like I’m fuelling an atmosphere of deranged Brexit hysteria.

“We need to keep the abuse civil and turncoats like Soubry can be dealt with by the ‘People’s Brexit Courts’ I’m always fantasising about.”

Daily Mail journalist Donna Sheridan said: “Yes, I’ve written several articles using terms like ‘saboteur’ and ‘quisling’. That’s just bringing a story to life with interesting language.”

Friend has another f**kwitted YouTube video for you

A MAN believes he is giving friends a vital insight into how the world works by sending them YouTube videos clearly made by fringe crackpots.

Martin Bishop regularly sends out amateurish videos – usually by strange, ranting men – on topics as diverse as the global banking system and losing weight by eating lots of meat.

Friend Nikki Hollis said: “Martin just sent me another time-wasting video claiming mankind could get all the energy we need from saltwater, if it wasn’t for ‘big oil’ and the Rothschilds.

“Then there was one about banks being a con-trick because the only legal currency is gold, which has never affected me paying for my shopping or getting a mortgage.

“I wish Martin would ditch the silly internet theories, but then he might not feel special and really intelligent for watching 10-minute videos.”

IT worker Bishop said: “I’m much better informed than most people because I’m not afraid to look up secret knowledge you can only get on a homemade videos website.

“I won’t be rotting my insides because I believe the lies of the food industry. I’ve been on Professor Rick’s high-bacon diet for two weeks now and I’ve never been happier.”