A MAN who claims to give more than his actual capacity is actually only giving about a third of it.
31-year-old phone salesman Stephen Malley describes himself as “a real go getter” who never accepts less than “the absolute best” from himself and those around him.
He said: “I may still live with my parents and occasionally borrow money off them but that doesn’t reflect in my work ethic.
“I don’t just say I give 110 per cent because it sounds cool. I say it because I like to think it’s probably true.”
However Malley’s supervisor Roy Hobbs said: “He’s always cocking about on Facebook. I’d probably sack him but his mum is my wife’s cousin.”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute of Studies said: “Once you go over the full 100 per cent, you may as well say you give 10 million per cent.’
“You could say you give infinity plus one percent. It’s simply bollocks.”
